Secret Screamings are like a cinema surprise. Grab a mystery ticket and the film will be revealed only when the titles roll…
They Will Kill You is the latest undercover horror to hit the screens at Cineworld and the reviews came pouring in over X. And scrolling through the comments, it’s pretty clear the pulpy They Will Kill You was a corker.
The horror is bloody and the humour black, and fans are loving the weird energy of a film that takes them on a crazy ride. It’s fun too. And we all love a chuckle don't we, even among blood and gore.
The stylised violence, an awesome level of action and dark tone mean this film’s got cult classic written all over it (in blood-red dripping letters, obviously).
They Will Kill You screens from 27th March, and you can book your tickets below (and grab your ticket to the next Secret Screaming on 7th April). We know which side of the blood-stained axe we’re on, but if you’re still undecided, read on for inspo…
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P Schmidt had no feels whatsoever for the film, until he went to a Secret Screaming…
I take my smack talk back #TheyWillKillYou. An absolute banger. Diehard/Resident Evil/Killbill.
— P Schmidt (@The_P_Schmidt) March 24, 2026
Whereas James already knew it was his kind of movie…
Tremendously bonkers completely off its head blood soaked madness!! Right up my street so I had a blast 😍 pic.twitter.com/qkeMUsSZf9
— James Stewart (@jambon75) March 23, 2026
This film really knows what it is – and delivers with mighty blows (and punches, kicks, axe throws… you name it…)
Brutal, but bloody good fun. It pinched from here and there but found its own odd identity and I loved it.
— Michael 🏳️🌈 (@mjgamson) March 23, 2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
7/10 IMDb or Letterboxd 3.5 ⭐️
Bold on humour, impact, style and tone – this film sounds confident, and we love that.
@cineworld
— Rubbersparky72 (@rubbersparky72) March 23, 2026
They Will Kill You is a fun and Definitely over the top Comedy Horror.
Plenty of silly Gore and the cast are having a blast.
Special shout out to Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham and especially Tom Felton.
7/10
Fun. There’s that word again.
Blood soaked and deliciously funny. Very enjoyable.
— Stevemantic🎶 (@Mittageisen) March 23, 2026
Great movie. Completely bonkers and bloody.
— didcotdaz (@Bigd1974DK) March 24, 2026
When a film’s dubbed both bonkers and great, it’s a win win. And this film defied our audience’s expectations.
It was really good, not at all what I expected. Funny with lots of blood involved. Highly recommend.
— Rachel (@HutchyRachy) March 23, 2026
It was good fun and the whole audience enjoyed it, a real winner
— Peter Sisson (@velvetcactus198) March 23, 2026
Totally bonkers and bloody, great action scenes and a heart pounding soundtrack.
— Blazing Minds (@BlazingMinds) March 23, 2026
The music’s great too? Excellent!
Absolute insanity, and I ate it up pic.twitter.com/kVY0kzHkBX
— Mason Productions (@MasonProOffcial) March 23, 2026
Very good, won't look at pigs, the same way again 😅
— Mathew Axford (@AXFORD_MAT) March 23, 2026
Intrigued by Mathew’s pigs comment?? You’ll just have to go and see the pigs for yourself and see if they have the same effect on you… They Will Kill You is out 27th March.
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